Some more rhymin' with my good friend Min Min! [Actually, his name is Nelly o_O]



erriunno: dang it i have this thing where i go to sleep when my girl does too, but sleeping this early i just cannot do
I am NOT pangit: ahhh now watch me woe for you
I am NOT pangit: :'(
erriunno: lets go to mcdonalds you get the chicken filet
erriunno: i shall be crazy in this weather and eat a sundae :-)
I am NOT pangit: [you sound like a fob when you say that] why do you let her step over you like a welcome mat?
I am NOT pangit: haha just kidding *pat pat*
erriunno: i do that on my on will, i love her (..but i do love mil ;-))
I am NOT pangit: f'real? nah, you lie like the others, the ones that deceive me when they say LickMil, when really they're talking about a street on a hill
I am NOT pangit: :\
erriunno: lickmil? im not into sexual things..i just cant control myself when i get so horny that the feeling stings
erriunno: :-[
I am NOT pangit: hahahaha lickmill is a street, where the players play and the song is upbeat
erriunno: well maybe i should go there packin the heat, i show them all the meaning of defeat
erriunno: 8-)
I am NOT pangit: do you really think you're that l33t? ô_o
I am NOT pangit: bow down to my feet! :o
I am NOT pangit: i just kid, tweet tweet
I am NOT pangit: :-D
erriunno: yes ill even give them a swirley with their head down below the toilet seat
I am NOT pangit: will you even make them eat dry wheat?
erriunno: those kids are so ugly they use the phone to trick or treat :-)
erriunno: and ill make them eat my friends two week old luncheon meat
I am NOT pangit: hahahaha you make me laugh, mister slick sheet. the things you say are so neat
I am NOT pangit: i now introduce youo to my good friend, pete
I am NOT pangit: have fun while i have a seat
I am NOT pangit: ;-)
erriunno: well lets leave pete here and go to that bedroom so discreet ;-)
I am NOT pangit: what about my parakeets? wont they see through the sheets? :x
erriunno: they wont remember anything after we fry them, theyll make a good treat
I am NOT pangit: they're already half dead with their own conceit. they stare at the mirror ever so confi-deent o_O;
erriunno: well maybe we can get naughty in your backyard, on the concrete
I am NOT pangit: aww, isn't that sweet? a romantic night on the old concrete. why not just tie me up and call me pete
I am NOT pangit: what happened to him anyway? did he go away, afraid of you and jay?
erriunno: well then maybe we should do it on a car's backseat
I am NOT pangit: oeui oeui [we we] the french word for YES YES, just give me a minute to call my honry roomate beth ;-)
erriunno: but i prefer us alone, dont you want that too? i think ill have enough things for us to do
erriunno: there wont be energy left for beth once we are through ;-)
I am NOT pangit: hold on a minute until i finish cleaning my bird's poo.
I am NOT pangit: hahaha what a turn off, ain't it? or are you not, just a bit?
erriunno: you make it sound as if this is a taboo
erriunno: but this is perfectly fine for us to get into ;-)
erriunno: by the way, happy hannukah if youre a jew
I am NOT pangit: I'm sorry, for I am not a jew. Although I like to eat rabbit stew
erriunno: i like that one sandwich
erriunno: veal cordon bleu?
I am NOT pangit: I have no clue.
erriunno: the shirt that i am wearing is brand new :-)
erriunno: so are the shorts that im wearing too
I am NOT pangit: what color is it's hue?
erriunno: dark blue and black shorts, at the store they made their debut
I am NOT pangit: do they also have pink tutu's?
erriunno: probably not, those come from sweatshops in peru
I am NOT pangit: is that the hometown of apu?!?!?!
erriunno: no hes indian and believes in geshnu
erriunno: i think that crazy guy is of the hindu
I am NOT pangit: ohhh, i understand. it's nice of you to give a hand
erriunno: give you a hand? applause or naughty demand?
erriunno: ;-)
erriunno: sorry im just overflowing somewhere with a hormone gland
I am NOT pangit: let me think... a second, twice or thrice... some of your ideas can be pretty bland.
I am NOT pangit: yet most are very grand
I am NOT pangit: therefore, i say we go somewhere there is sand
I am NOT pangit: ;-)
erriunno: but sand will get in your pants and itch your ass
erriunno: the same goes with that messy green grass
I am NOT pangit: okay then, let's pass
erriunno: well if i went to your school, we could hide in the bathroom after class
erriunno: ;-)
I am NOT pangit: the mass of our bass will be enough for the jazz. they will hear us and go, 'lass lass! wherefore art thou lass? for you have a big ass. bigger than our mothers and our fathers, even bigger than the mother of marshal mathers!'
I am NOT pangit: :-D
erriunno: oh yeah
erriunno: well in physics you will learn the law for converting mass and in chemistry you might learn about liquified gas
erriunno: o_O
erriunno: i wonder if mil will ever give me a piece of ass
erriunno: :-X
erriunno: j/p
erriunno: j/p
erriunno: x]
I am NOT pangit: maybe one day, when the water will turn into brass
erriunno: hmm
erriunno: that is quite simple with a chemical equation
erriunno: i can do them well, for i am asian
erriunno: i will turn water into brass
erriunno: brass into water
erriunno: then ill show you how were going to make a daughter
erriunno: 8-)
I am NOT pangit: I thought you were in Biology, and everyone knows you take that before chemistry. Asian, shmasian... my sister passed her class and rated in 213 of 217--a daughter of my mother, first born, first torn--from the cord of my mother's brand new honda accord
erriunno: im asian, not AzN, dont need no rice rocket
I am NOT pangit: a hole in your pocket
erriunno: ill cruise around in a 1980's car, f0ck it
I am NOT pangit: cock it! gawk at it, it's so beautiful, both men and women wanna fawk it.
I am NOT pangit: strangle it, dangle it, jangle and mamble it
erriunno: you wanna do all that to me? i dont think you can handle it
I am NOT pangit: it can be soft and hard in matter of seconds, as what I heard from Beck n' them peasants
erriunno: i can no longer think, i need a vacation
erriunno: im all messed up with sexual frustration
I am NOT pangit: wait until you get re-encarnated, and experience the horror of menstruation. :\
erriunno: well maybe you can come over and give me a demonstration
I am NOT pangit: how about i point you out to the train station, where you can start your "vocation" with madame cock-asian
I am NOT pangit: Vocation: A regular occupation, especially one for which a person is particularly suited or qualified.
I am NOT pangit: :-)
erriunno: that sounds very much a great temptation
erriunno: this feels funny
erriunno: my phone gives vibration
erriunno: maybe you should try this little sensation
I am NOT pangit: sometimes mine gives me an irritating aggrivation
erriunno: maybe yours is an older model, needs innovation
I am NOT pangit: i don't even have a cell phone no more, for my mom is an old bore who needs to get layed and rent a man whore
erriunno: maybe she needs a much better education
erriunno: to sit alone in her room..masturbation
erriunno: you seem like a great part of your generation :-)
erriunno: i wonder how you fit into the family tree explination
I am NOT pangit: yeah, i seem to have a pation for not only fashion, but also an educated ration of my school, as big as a mansion
I am NOT pangit: *passion
I am NOT pangit: [omg i can't spell]
erriunno: you seem to have enough of determination
erriunno: if you need, i can give you as much as you need of appreciation
erriunno: :-)
I am NOT pangit: yet, what I need is some cash'in. bashin of a little romancin' :-*
erriunno: well come get your share
erriunno: romacin on the bed, or the chair
erriunno: ;-)
erriunno: it doesnt matter where
I am NOT pangit: wow, a fiery spring flair? so it'll be just another fling of a little bing bing
erriunno: wouldnt be a fling as long as you dont demand the ching ching ching
erriunno: if you want money i wont buy you anything :-)
erriunno: unless you want lunch, like a buffalo wing
I am NOT pangit: Okay, fine. I've already had enough from Mr. Ting. Ask not who, but how can i do that with a 60-year old geezer of a ziiiing
erriunno: i dont get it, but you can have this engagement ring :-)
I am NOT pangit: I thought you said you weren't going to buy a single thing, not even for a lean on the win
erriunno: rings are an exception, for theyre to show my affection
erriunno: at least thats what theyre supposed to be for to my recollection
I am NOT pangit: okay, fine, mister rational explanation. give me some lotion and i'll call it even, my heaven. [pronounced "heeven", not "heaven" as in the opposite of hell... man oh man, my brother's room sure does smell]
erriunno: my curiousity strikes me, what do we need lotion for when time nears eleven?
erriunno: O:-)
I am NOT pangit: *looks at the time* my oh, my is that really the number after dime? the chimes chime and the mimes miss good ole' number nine
I am NOT pangit: perhaps they'll stop their whine once they get their stupid fine
erriunno: i grow a bit weary and i should be sleeping by theory =-O
I am NOT pangit: sweet dreams then, my sweet dear knight that of which grow teary
I am NOT pangit: oh shoot, look at the time. the clock strikes the sound of quitting time.
I am NOT pangit: time to dream, time to grin... about the fantasies a'come between
erriunno: well ill sign off soon, if you wish to join me, then hurry :-)
I am NOT pangit: alrighty sweet honey
I am NOT pangit: see you tommorow hopefully, with my money
I am NOT pangit: enjoy your fun with madame horny
erriunno: probably next night, but just like the sun
erriunno: my money supply; there will be none
I am NOT pangit: have fun with your phone
erriunno: ill have fun alone
I am NOT pangit: farewell swell swinging bell and don't tell or sell our cell of a smell o_O;
erriunno: hmm
erriunno: what the hell?
I am NOT pangit: haha good night :-)
erriunno: :-)
I am NOT pangit: XD
erriunno: goodnight
erriunno: sweet dreams mil
I am NOT pangit: *yawn* you too
erriunno: hope by the time you wake up that youve had your fill
I am NOT pangit: :-D
I am NOT pangit: damnit i can't think. lol
erriunno: uh of
I am NOT pangit: ttyl
erriunno: oh*
erriunno: fire alarm
erriunno: and this is no drill
erriunno: run outside and head for a hillllll
I am NOT pangit: everyone will kill just for the thrill
erriunno: in final fantasy 7 i have 1398751394581345 gil :-)
I am NOT pangit: haha
I am NOT pangit: okay now i really have to go x_o
I am NOT pangit: oh such sweet sorrow
erriunno: these pickles in my burger
erriunno: i think that theyre dill
I am NOT pangit: hehe bye :-)
erriunno: byeeee
I am NOT pangit: *sigh sigh*
erriunno: :-)